What Happens in McDonald's When the Sun Goes Down
Words: Kyle MacNeill
McDonald's is a different place after dusk.
Something about the smell of processed beef clearly targets whatever part of the brain it is that makes people want to hit each other hard in the face, to the degree that "McDonald's fight video" has basically become its own YouTube subcategory. There are even videos like "5 McDonald's Fights 2018 Must see" that you can bookmark now and watch later, if you're the sort of person who enjoys watching drunk people bleeding in fast-food chains.
It was already busy by the time we got there, at 9PM, with a few bouncers patrolling the queue.